It was a day like any other, except i had just received my package with my new sweater and tanktop.rThe first thing i do is put on my new fresh lookin' clothes and head over to a mates house.rHe only lives a few blocks away so i figured i would walk. On my way there i'm catching all the looks and people are breaking their necks as i walk by them. So fresh lookin'.rI get to my mates' and he instantly freezes for like 5 minutes, and i'm like You doin' the mannequin challenge or sumthin' brotendo? he was just so stunned by how fresh i was lookin. So fresh.rAnyway my mother digs threads like these so i figured i'd pay my parents a visit. As i get there i can smell my favorite meal of all time, yeah you guessed it, spaghetti bolognese, what else?rI start shoveling it down, but not before i take my new clothes off.rI don't wanna risk getting the sauce all over it yo.rAnyway i digress. When my mother saw me she was like Damn son, dose sum fresh threads you got dere we chat for a while, like how's work? why you ain't married yet? Stuff like that, you know, moms..rLater when i got home i started feeling nauseous and hot, had to sit down and all. Then came the vomiting, all over everything including my new threads. rShit.rCan't believe there's vomit on my sweater already, moms spaghetti.

It was a day like any other, except i had just received my package with my new sweater and tanktop.
The first thing i do is put on my new fresh lookin' clothes and head over to a mates house.
He only lives a few blocks away so i figured i would walk. On my way there i'm catching all the looks and people are breaking their necks as i walk by them. So fresh lookin'.
I get to my mates' and he instantly freezes for like 5 minutes, and i'm like You doin' the mannequin challenge or sumthin' brotendo? he was just so stunned by how fresh i was lookin. So fresh.
Anyway my mother digs threads like these so i figured i'd pay my parents a visit. As i get there i can smell my favorite meal of all time, yeah you guessed it, spaghetti bolognese, what else?
I start shoveling it down, but not before i take my new clothes off.
I don't wanna risk getting the sauce all over it yo.
Anyway i digress. When my mother saw me she was like Damn son, dose sum fresh threads you got dere we chat for a while, like how's work? why you ain't married yet? Stuff like that, you know, moms..
Later when i got home i started feeling nauseous and hot, had to sit down and all. Then came the vomiting, all over everything including my new threads.
Shit.
Can't believe there's vomit on my sweater already, moms spaghetti.